SPACE TRASH COLLECTORS Co. [Jam]

Made in under 3 hours for Trijam #289 - "Future jobs that don't exist yet"

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SPACE IS FILLED WITH GARBAGE

AT LEAST YOU'VE GOT A GOOD JOB:

CLEANING UP SPACE DEBRIS

WELCOME TO

SPACE TRASH COLLECTORS Co.

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MOVE YOUR SATELLITE WITH WASD AND IT WILL AUTOMATICALLY SHOOT DEBRIS OUT OF OUR PLANET. SIMPLE AS THAT.

KEEP OUR PLANET CLEAN.

"what about space?" YOU MAY ASK.

WELL, NOT OUR PROBLEM. JUST LIKE THE OCEANS.

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just in case, yes this is satire.